Another way for saying DPS (Damage per second)
Say it fast enough, it sounds close to DPS.

Used in reference to Epeen wad blowers in your /party raid who like to swing their epeens around like they rule the world.

They don't have dps scores, they have dpenis scores.
The higher the dpenis score their, larger their epeen is. It's a 1:1 ratio.

`My dpenis is huge tonight'
`dpenis lfg'

dpenis by kryptickmacka November 19, 2010

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dopenis

An adjective to describe an extremly dope thing. So dope, that the word for male genitalia has to be added to the end of it to express its dopeness.

-Creds KitKat

"Holy shit jack, your pink hair is so dopenis!!!"

dopenis by FlamingoShit January 27, 2017

depenisification

Verb: 1). the act of a male doing something unmasculine, girly or just too feminine for words (ie; cuddling after sex).

2. the transition a man goes through after his girlfriend has had his balls in her purse for more than a month (see; pussy whipped ).

3. a process in which a man loses all of his former uniquely male qualities (personality and penis alike) and becomes little more than XY chromosome and chest hair. He is now and essentially a mangina on legs.

Guy: hey, i saw Andy watching 27 Dresses and Maid of Honor...WITHOUT Julie.

Guy2: awe man...depenisification complete.

Guy: we've lost him.

depenisification by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008

diphenistrate

If you diphenistrate you throw somthing out a window

I was fine untill mum diphenistrateed me

diphenistrate by Jack Nicholls April 12, 2008

dijenis

A funny, pessimistic and laid back Kosovan male with a strong passion for annoying the community and eating food

Don’t speak to him, he’s a Dijenis

dijenis by Alxna November 22, 2021

Dlpenis

From DLP (dead letter perfect) but also stands for dick long penis

-Mimi long, S2B

Teacher: make sure you work on your dlpenis

Dlpenis by Theaterkid2003 April 23, 2024

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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