Another way for saying DPS (Damage per second)
Say it fast enough, it sounds close to DPS.
Used in
reference to Epeen wad blowers in your /party raid who like to swing their epeens around like they rule
the world.
They don't have dps scores, they have dpenis scores.
The higher the dpenis score their, larger their epeen is. It's a 1:1 ratio.