Dlpenis 

From DLP (dead letter perfect) but also stands for dick long penis

-Mimi long, S2B

Teacher: make sure you work on your dlpenis

Dlpenis by Theaterkid2003 April 23, 2024

dpenis 

Another way for saying DPS (Damage per second)
Say it fast enough, it sounds close to DPS.

Used in reference to Epeen wad blowers in your /party raid who like to swing their epeens around like they rule the world.

They don't have dps scores, they have dpenis scores.
The higher the dpenis score their, larger their epeen is. It's a 1:1 ratio.

`My dpenis is huge tonight'
`dpenis lfg'

dpenis by kryptickmacka November 19, 2010

dopenis

An adjective to describe an extremly dope thing. So dope, that the word for male genitalia has to be added to the end of it to express its dopeness.

-Creds KitKat

"Holy shit jack, your pink hair is so dopenis!!!"

dopenis by FlamingoShit January 27, 2017

depenisification 

Verb: 1). the act of a male doing something unmasculine, girly or just too feminine for words (ie; cuddling after sex).

2. the transition a man goes through after his girlfriend has had his balls in her purse for more than a month (see; pussy whipped ).

3. a process in which a man loses all of his former uniquely male qualities (personality and penis alike) and becomes little more than XY chromosome and chest hair. He is now and essentially a mangina on legs.

Guy: hey, i saw Andy watching 27 Dresses and Maid of Honor...WITHOUT Julie.

Guy2: awe man...depenisification complete.

Guy: we've lost him.

depenisification by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008

dipenis 

a penis or shlong that has a small arc when erected. Tends to be very small

Wow dimitri krokos has a dipenis.
Lol he has a dipenis and its so small!

dipenis by mark smithy March 3, 2011

Ron DePenis 

The name says it all

Ron DePenis goes poo poo in his pants

Ron DePenis by G66 June 18, 2023