diostenes

A guy that’s sweet loving and Caring but when you piss him off he’s not afraid to beat you up.

Diostenes is a guy that’s sweet loving and caring but if you piss him off he’s not afraid to punch you right in the mouth

by Diostenes May 3, 2018

Diogenes

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes

1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Diogenes

A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.

You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.

by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Diogenes

Sexy boi. Goes to your school. Gets all the womens.

Dang, Diogenes stole my girlfriend again.

by DangDaniel4567 August 16, 2016

Doteness

Marked by or showing distinctive characteristics of a Dote.

That advance-lunge riposte reeked of Doteness.

by Don Saltena April 24, 2006

diogenes

Person with a super high ego and thinks he can mog anyone

Bro that kid is such a Diogenes

by Diogenes the great March 7, 2022

Diogenes

The white kid in your history class that will ask stupid, obvious, and just plain old retarded questions. He uses the word retarded way too much.

Diogenes: Hey Anthony, did you get you get your phone taken away?
Anthony: (On his phone) Goddamn It, I'M ON MY FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW.

Diogenes: Do we need a sleeping bag for the africa presentation?
Teacher: Diogenes, please just do your work.

by adolf hitler fan June 5, 2017