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Diogenesis 

The personal achievement of a state where you no longer give a single fuck about anything that doesn’t truly matter. Inspired by Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher and professional troll, Diogenesis is the ultimate bullshit filter: a way of life rooted in radical honesty, joyful nihilism, and weaponized absurdity.
When you reach Diogenesis, you stop performing for society and start living shamelessly and freely.
She's walking barefoot into a corporate meeting with a can of beans and no resume. Absolute Diogenesis.
Diogenesis by NakedEdmund April 28, 2025
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Diogenes 

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
Diogenes by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019
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Diogenes 

A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.
You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.
Diogenes by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

diogenis 

that boy is amazing, he's diogenis!
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Diogenes 

Sexy boi. Goes to your school. Gets all the womens.
Dang, Diogenes stole my girlfriend again.
Diogenes by DangDaniel4567 August 16, 2016

diogenes 

Person with a super high ego and thinks he can mog anyone
Bro that kid is such a Diogenes

Diogenis 

The white as butter nerd in your history class that knows completely useless information about literally all historical periods.
He might also be a white supremacist.
-Diogenis did tell the truth?
-Yes, but in the words of adolf Hitler "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth"
Diogenis by Paster April 26, 2020
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