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That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.

Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?

Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.

Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?

Theo: Oui oui

by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019

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Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

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11:12

The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11

Fuck! It’s 11:12!

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

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Trigonometry

Legal torcher

Bob failed trigonometry. But instead of retaking it, he killed him self.

via giphy

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

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Cut

Circumcised

About 33% of men have cut dicks.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

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LXIX

69 in Roman numerals

Hey Keisha, u tryna LXIX?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

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Diogenes

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes

1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

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