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That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.
Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?

Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.

Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?

Theo: Oui oui
by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019

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A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess
Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?
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The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11
Fuck! It’s 11:12!
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Legal torcher
Bob failed trigonometry. But instead of retaking it, he killed him self.
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69 in Roman numerals
Hey Keisha, u tryna LXIX?
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1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
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