That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.
Friend: Theo, did you hear the
tea?
Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the
tea is,
bitch.
Friend: K. Wanna go to
Subway?
Theo: Oui oui