Definitions by Ashkenazi420

Avery 

A sad girl that’s really good at hiding it

Friend: Avery, are you sad?

Avery: Yes. I mean no.

Avery by Ashkenazi420 February 7, 2020

Evelyn

A snake

Evelyn shed her skin yesterday.

Evelyn by Ashkenazi420 November 15, 2019

Theo 

That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.

Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?

Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.

Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?

Theo: Oui oui

Theo by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019

Diogenes 

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes

1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.

Diogenes by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Trigonometry 

Legal torcher

Bob failed trigonometry. But instead of retaking it, he killed him self.

Trigonometry by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

11:12 

The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11

Fuck! It’s 11:12!

11:12 by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019