Ashkenazi420's definitions

351

Smoking weed and having sex

(420-69=351)

Bro I did some serious 351 at Jessica’s house.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Evelyn

A snake

Evelyn shed her skin yesterday.

by Ashkenazi420 November 15, 2019

Cut

Circumcised

About 33% of men have cut dicks.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Theo

That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.

Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?

Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.

Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?

Theo: Oui oui

by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019

11:12

The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11

Fuck! It’s 11:12!

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Diogenes

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes

1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019