Cut

Circumcised

About 33% of men have cut dicks.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Theo

That friend who just genuinely does not give a fuck. Theos are fun to hang out with but never overdo it. Theos are good long term friends because he is loyal above all else.

Friend: Theo, did you hear the tea?

Theo: I don’t give a fuck what the tea is, bitch.

Friend: K. Wanna go to Subway?

Theo: Oui oui

by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019

Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

11:12

The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11

Fuck! It’s 11:12!

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Trigonometry

Legal torcher

Bob failed trigonometry. But instead of retaking it, he killed him self.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Avery

A sad girl that’s really good at hiding it

Friend: Avery, are you sad?

Avery: Yes. I mean no.

by Ashkenazi420 February 07, 2020

LXIX

69 in Roman numerals

Hey Keisha, u tryna LXIX?

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019