10 definitions by Ashkenazi420

Friend: Avery, are you sad?

Avery: Yes. I mean no.
by Ashkenazi420 February 7, 2020
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The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11
Fuck! It’s 11:12!
by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019
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Smoking weed and having sex

(420-69=351)
Bro I did some serious 351 at Jessica’s house.
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About 33% of men have cut dicks.
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1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019
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