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Lisa may have small boobs, but she rocks them like an A-Bomb.
A-Bomb by tomkat_nj May 12, 2018

Diogenes 

A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.
You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.
Diogenes by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Nerd School 

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".
Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!
Nerd School by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017