dinky dick

Having a penis smaller than your little finger.

Did you see the size of dinky dick's penis, I didn't it was too small...

dinky dick by Runty face June 18, 2014

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Dicky Dick McDickerson

The ultimate dick known to man.

Dicky Dick McDickerson: When you weren't looking, I ate your some of your fries, and SHAT on the rest! *laughs dickingly*

Friend:....you dick.

Dicky Dick McDickerson by Frozen-Flame November 23, 2011

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Dink dick december

Dink dick december is mostly for the girls. Its based on slap ass month that mostly boys got to slap girls bootys. In dink dick december, girls are allowed to grab/punch or slap boys dicks. Dinking means hurting someone so the girls can dink the boys dicks during dink dick december

person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!

Dink dick december by Pls_dont_dink_my_dick November 22, 2019