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Definitions by SteakSammich

Bent Axle 

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
Bent Axle by SteakSammich March 7, 2022
Someone who may be slightly retarded
Look at that retarded looking guy over there, he looks like a total Womba
Womba by SteakSammich March 7, 2022
A nonsensical insult toward one who might be acting like a fool

A classic "Aussie" payout..

Of Brody " Dunno " Howe of YouTube fame with his main characters Ricky and Jezza. Used by Jezza toward Ricky who is somewhat retarded
Oh Ricky you Soup Tin!......
Soup Tin by SteakSammich January 19, 2021

Gatehinge 

A nonsensical insult toward one who might be acting like a fool

Of Brady "Dunno" Howe of YouTube fame with his main characters Ricky and Jezza. Used by Jezza toward Ricky who is somewhat retarded.
Oh Ricky you Gatehinge!.....
Gatehinge by SteakSammich January 19, 2021

DICKFARTER 

Dickfarter, someone who farts on a mans dick for fun or guilty pleasure
"That woman is a dickfarter, she farted on my dick"
DICKFARTER by SteakSammich January 14, 2021

Two Knobs of Goat Shit 

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem
"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"