The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.
There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.
The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public education of the vicious yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.
A turd that comes out just right, doesn't leave much residue, and doesn't leave much of a stench. It an also cause water to plop onto yer butt in some cases.
p.s. if you experience a dinkerplopper that is blue colored, get to the hospital immediately. These cases could be fatal.
1) I have to go popp, and i'm in such a hurry. i surehope its a dinkerplopper.
2) Dude, come look at this dinkerplopper. it came out as smooth as a wet noodle mixed with cherries.
3) hey Gertrude, can i try some of that delicious dinkerplopper.
4) Wilemina just told me that the fair is having deep fried dinkerploppers. SCORE!
5) damn, i'm out of paper. at least it was a dinkerplopper.