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dink cheese 

a gross distgusting ass mold that grows on a freak's penis
dude, that guy has the worst dink cheese ever!
dink cheese by treflip666 November 8, 2006
Words you can keep

dickcheeseaholic 

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.
I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
dickcheeseaholic by beauner November 29, 2004

dickcheese 

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis
"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"
dickcheese by - August 4, 2002

Dickcheese 

Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.
Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.
Dickcheese by Colonel666 January 26, 2017

dickcheeseburger

1) An excessively amorous man of the bisexual-styled sexuality.
2) A sugar uncle
3) A sugar cane
3) Sugar lumpkins
4) A Russian girl who will remain nameless and will instead be dubbed "dickcheeseburger"
5) Please send help
6) They're trying to kill me
7) Help
"You are the biggest dickcheeseburger ever."
"Let's go to the park and have fun."
dickcheeseburger by Brent K July 3, 2006

DickCheese 

When someone has an uncircumcised penis and there is cheese inside of the foreskin and when you get a blowjob she sucks the cheese out
I was getting head and she didn’t know she was getting the dickcheese
DickCheese by The secret butt hole October 16, 2019

Dickcheese 

-insult
1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.
1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."

2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."

3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."

4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."
Dickcheese by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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