4 definitions by Uber Jackball

-insult
1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.
1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."

2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."

3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."

4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."
by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006
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A term most commonly used on the West Coast (or more specifically the Pacific Northwest) that refers to Oxycontin.

Beans can be:
-Crushed and railed
-Smoked
-Eaten
-Shot up interveinously (more uncommon)

1) "Hey guys! Want to smoke beans?!"

2) "My dawg Sean and I were cruisin' Muk-Town (Mukilteo) lookin' for some beans."

3) "My cousin is hooked on Oxy's and has to pay over a $100 every day for a single bean.."
by Uber Jackball March 29, 2008
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1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.
1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."
by Uber Jackball September 29, 2006
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1) A great name to call a friend who intentionally avoids social interaction, sports, or anything else involving physical or mental exertion.

2) Like a street bum, only lazier. The kind of bum you wouldn't mind harassing just for kicks.

3) Someone who manipulates younger peers and/or acquaintances in order to accomplish minor tasks.
Mike: Why don't you come outside and shoot some hoops with me, John?
John: Sorry dude, I want to level up on Rune Scape. Maybe later.
Mike: Gawd, you lazy bum -- get off you're ass and get some exercise!

---65% of every bum is a lazy bum.
by Uber Jackball October 7, 2006
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