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The lethal actions of the residents of a city, county, or state to kill off their entire population and thus remove themselves from the Union.
The red states, who have the highest rates of gun ownership and the most extreme rates of gun related deaths, should not take the sissy step of seceding from the Union, as many of them want to. Instead, they should wait a couple of years, arm everybody, and diecede in a blaze of glory.
diecede by Bort6666 February 1, 2013

Diced to the socks 

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.
Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks

Dicedcarrots 

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.
"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"
Dicedcarrots by Peter Glum January 8, 2008
Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.
Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
dinked by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006
Someone who is extremely lean (below 9% body fat)
"Yo look at harry that kid is frickin diced"

"Have you been to the gym lately? looking diced"
Diced by MoistGranny January 6, 2021

dinked around 

When you spent all your free time doing a whole lot of nothing and you do not feel like explaining in detail what all you did.
1: What did you do today?
2: Ah, nothin much. Just got home and dinked around all night.
dinked around by roachfood August 29, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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