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I don't have another dollar, man. Get of the dilznik!
dilznik by minusbaby April 26, 2003
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What are you? Afraid of heights? Jump off the dilznik biotch
dilznik by Nick August 3, 2003
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Dilznik Sucker 

Someone who sucks dilznik, brings you down and sucks the life out of any situation that they are in
Dude, Bryan glued acorns to my backpack - what a Dilznik Sucker!

limp dilznik 

A piss-take of Limp Bizkit featured in Jake's Booty Call

Fronted by the short, annoying little Dred Furst
"hey let's go to the Limp Dilznik concert for free groupie pussy!"

"Limp Dilznik suck!"
limp dilznik by Lord Fiend May 16, 2006
A slang term for a penis. Women can use the term to identify a man she is sleeping with.
I am not speaking to Lisa anymore because she tried to push up on my dilsnik last night.

Tonight I have my 3rd date with Tom. He is definitely potential dilsnik for me.
dilsnik by love2day June 22, 2008
the male cock n' sack.
johnny: "hey bro, totally tubular shades man."

jerry: "get off my dilznick."
dilznick by aaron August 18, 2004
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