Dillpacker

Is used in reference to something that is dill pickle and a penis that one should pack it in something.

Phil: Yo! Why you being such a dillpacker Larry.

Larry: Okay I will stop now. You win bro.

by TheyCallMeThePotatoQueen March 31, 2013

dilwacker

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Dillywacker

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dillwanker

Dumbass, idiot, retard.

Your boyfriend is such a dillwanker. Where'd you find that moron?

by Ksmackahoe October 22, 2010

dillfucker

someone who is beyond an asshat, but not yet a douchebag

"I can't believ you took the last cookie you dillfucker!!"

by staeene February 20, 2014