dillantro

When your dillweed of a stoner friend thinks that dill and cilantro plants magically hybridize together in one growing season...except that they don't, cuz that would be IMPOSSIBLE.

I should study biology 101 and use Google more before making up fake plants like dillantro.

dillantro by iknowyouknowwho June 5, 2017

The Dildatrons 

"The Dildatrons" are primarily an underground punk/hardcore band from the UK. they also run a successful Royton based Adult shoe shine booth under the same name.
They have been known to experiment with many other genre's such as Metal, Virgin Jazz, Urine beat, Meow dance, pop, spoken word, freeform masturbation, cock rock, christian rock, satanic rock, defecation Bop and Horrible noise art.

The band site there biggest influence as Ian Botham.
There are no confirmed band bio's, However it is widley accepted that the band was started by Brothers Zoltar and Wolfgang after watching Mumford and sons in concert.

The band were originally called The Piss Flaps, but soon changed it out of taste after their mother suffered a bladder infection. (covered in song "momma no wee no mo")
the band now comprises of over 30 "Disciples of Tron".
The band have only ever performed one live show in front of an audience, they were forced to stop gigging due to the controversial nature of there performances. Allegations of Bestiality have since been cleared.
the band do post music on the internet, but at irregular intervals. Currently only "What you gettin Lemon for" is uploaded, However onn the 20th of december the band Offically announced they were relesing a new EP before the end of 2010 and it would be availiable as a free download.

luke: "did you go to the dildatrons gig last night?"
lou: "pardon, sorry im a bit deaf today"
luke: "ye man"

The Dildatrons by ilovezoltar December 21, 2010

distantrophy

the feeling of intense longing for someone or something of an unknown source

not knowing what you want so badly but knowing you want something

you could equate the feeling of distantrophy to the longing for love or the longing of happiness but its deeper than that, it's an almost desire for something to make you complete

distantrophy by kaystiel April 29, 2013

Dellanthony 

A really amazing boy. He doesn’t think he’s really all that but he is and everyone loves him. He’s got good looks, a great personality, he’s funny, has good humor, and likes to make people laugh. He’s very athletic and competitive. He somehow manages to make everyone he meets want to be closer to him or be his friend. He doesn’t think he’s that great but he really is♥️

“Your name is Dellanthony you must be really great!”

Dellanthony by Mimibutt March 9, 2023

Pillantropist 

Someone who practices "sharing is caring" with their ecstasy pills, especially when they are on them themselves.

Stuart is such a pillantropist. Once he's on it, he loves to share his love beans around.

Pillantropist by tomaszsteveoale June 23, 2018

dilfatron 

the ultimate level of dilf-ness

“look at him, he’s such a mega dilfatron’

dilfatron by dilfappreciator February 15, 2021

Dellanthony 

A amazing boy who doesn’t think so but he really is. He has good looks great humor and is really athletic. He has many friends but only really likes 1-2. He can be a bit rude from time to time but is overall a really great person. Dellanthony doesn’t think anyone likes him but really it’s the opposite. Everyone loves him a lot♥️

“Your name is Dellanthony you must be really great!”

Dellanthony by Mimibutt March 9, 2023