dillatory

kinda lazy stupid

I'm a dillatory

dillatory by P H O N K G O D October 23, 2023

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dilatory

tending to delay or procrastinate; slow; tardy

The dilatory car was not speeding down the highway; instead, it was driving really slowly.

dilatory by xyc October 17, 2007

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Anal Dilator

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.

Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.

Anal Dilator by kingKracka February 5, 2010

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Rectal Dilator

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.

Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.

Rectal Dilator by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018