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the ultimate level of dilf-ness
look at him, he’s such a mega dilfatron’
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The Dildatrons

"The Dildatrons" are primarily an underground punk/hardcore band from the UK. they also run a successful Royton based Adult shoe shine booth under the same name.
They have been known to experiment with many other genre's such as Metal, Virgin Jazz, Urine beat, Meow dance, pop, spoken word, freeform masturbation, cock rock, christian rock, satanic rock, defecation Bop and Horrible noise art.

The band site there biggest influence as Ian Botham.
There are no confirmed band bio's, However it is widley accepted that the band was started by Brothers Zoltar and Wolfgang after watching Mumford and sons in concert.

The band were originally called The Piss Flaps, but soon changed it out of taste after their mother suffered a bladder infection. (covered in song "momma no wee no mo")
the band now comprises of over 30 "Disciples of Tron".
The band have only ever performed one live show in front of an audience, they were forced to stop gigging due to the controversial nature of there performances. Allegations of Bestiality have since been cleared.
the band do post music on the internet, but at irregular intervals. Currently only "What you gettin Lemon for" is uploaded, However onn the 20th of december the band Offically announced they were relesing a new EP before the end of 2010 and it would be availiable as a free download.
luke: "did you go to the dildatrons gig last night?"
lou: "pardon, sorry im a bit deaf today"
luke: "ye man"
by ilovezoltar December 21, 2010
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dildation membrane

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.
The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.
by booger wall June 15, 2011
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dilation

The expanding of the vagina or anus by means of inserting plugs that are gradually larger, or by inserting a plug that can be expanded by a ratchet or a pump.
While inflating that butt plug for dilation the sub came instantly.
by DOMRichard February 8, 2015
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Diltron

The diltron is a sex toy for Internet interaction with sex partners. The diltron plugs into a USB port and instals automatically. The diltron toy has a natural feel dildo that thrusts back and forth based on signals received from the Internet. The sex partner on the other side of an Internet connection has a counterpart toy like, for example,the Interactive Fleshlight. When the sex partner penetrates his toy, the diltron moves in concert. During this process the sex partners can see each other on webcam. The combined visual and tactical feedbacks quickly give both partners the illusion of real sex.
Fleshlight is a registered trademark of Interactive Life Forms. The Fleshlight is made interactive by Citouch with a USB adapter.
The camgirl had a diltron so we had toy-sex over the Internet.
by citouch April 26, 2009
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Time Dilation

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010
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Dickatron

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....
'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'
by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014
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