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dildo day

Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.
This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!
by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006
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Evil dildo day

Thursday the 23rd.

In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans
by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009
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National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!
by Anal descimater October 3, 2017
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Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.
Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.
by financialjoo February 13, 2012
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National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.
by Anal descimater October 3, 2017
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Day of the Dildo

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.
Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Dillo Day

The one day of the year in which Northwestern University students act like state schoolers.
Dude, he got up at 7 AM and drank a beer in the shower on Dillo Day, and he was passed out by like noon.
by GordonHG June 1, 2005
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