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dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo
A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes
dildie by Kevin Cooksey June 29, 2011
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A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.
Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.
Dildie by Kailzy December 20, 2008
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Dildie Butt 

The act on inserting a 16 inch black dildo into your anus
After having a few drinks Alycia told me that she loved to dildie butt
Dildie Butt by CaptainDil April 30, 2009

dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.
Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.
dildialate by jrky March 2, 2009
What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.
Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.
Dildis by swellness January 9, 2012
A Croatian nickname for somebody who's head looks like a male genital.
Look, his head looks like a fucking penis. Let's call him Dildivoje.
Dildivoje by Koma16 May 14, 2020

dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.
My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!
dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
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