dilag 

DILAG is an acronym for "Diyan Lang Ako Gang" or "I'm just going there gang"

It's a joke about traffic violators who use the excuse that they're just going nearby.

The rider who was caught without a crash helmet, pointed to a nearby building and said he's just going there. He must be a member of DILAG.

dilag by dilagsakalam November 20, 2022

Dila

Dila is someone shy at first but then she will pull out your weave if you annoy her

Dila is also someone who is gorgeous and funny

She is very picky about a lot of stuff

She can be nice if your nice with her

But always try to help people out when they need it

"Hey dude did you see dila the other day?!"
"Ya man she is hot!!"

"Hey dude that's Dila you can't talk to her like that!"

"Oh my gosh Dila you are so nice and helpful!"

Dila by Random140 October 22, 2013

diagraphephobia 

The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.

Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.

Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.

Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!

diagraphephobia by Bloopy August 27, 2009

Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

Dila

If your name is DIla, you are the best, smartest person in the world. You are not egotistical at all and the actual definition of humble. You are so smart you could literally end a teacher's career by looking at them.

"Holy shit that girl's name is Dila! They must be so cool."

Dila by literally god. May 31, 2021

Diagknowsis 

A disparaging term for a diagnosis by a physician or other medical practitioner already known to the patient, but required for treatment.

I cannot believe Albi's doctor made him come in for a diagknowsis when Albi knew he just needed penicillin.
In order to have her sore foot looked at by a specialist, Abby was required to get a diagknowsis from her primary care physician.

Diagknowsis by MikeInDC July 25, 2017

dila

dila, she's a beautiful asian, she will make your mood change so fast,
you could be so bummed out, and dila will brighten up your day, she's a freak but she's classy, everyone loves her right away, she will make anybody fall in love with her girl/boy no matter the gender.
everyone respects her for being her,

she's the smartest in the class and the prettiest also.

justin: do you know dila?
antonio: who's that?
justin: that girl over there,

antonio: what about her?
justin: you've got to meet her she's so pretty & she has the most greatest personality.
antonio: i call dibs

justin: too late bro, that's all mine

dila by carterlovesfood May 26, 2014