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diagonal 

When double dating, the person you are not directly involved with.
I dunno whether to say she's my girl's friend, or my friend's girl. She's my diagonal.
diagonal by WADK December 12, 2007

Diagonal 

To be retarded, stupid, bad
Kinda like “wack” or “ass”
Usually used with “fucking” in front
Yo dipshit stop being so fucking diagonal
This new album is fucking diagonal dude
Diagonal by kalethedankengine October 26, 2018

Diagonal Sex 

Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."
"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
Diagonal Sex by Caboose988 July 9, 2018

Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.
“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”
Diagonal Walk by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019

Diagonal Cowboy 

A sex position that includes a male laying on his back, with his dick pointing up. The female is lowered onto his dick while doing a split, and two assistants rotate her clockwise on him, in a fashion resembling a spinning top.
Boy: Yo, what if a dude balanced on his dick and spun like a bay-blade?

Girl: Damn, if you’re down to get on your back and do the Diagonal Cowboy, hit me up.

Homie 1: I’ll help you out dude.

Homie 2: I got you bruh. you need me, just let me know.
Diagonal Cowboy by Satans Dad July 26, 2019

diagonal crossers 

a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait
why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers
diagonal crossers by winnipegdude January 1, 2012
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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