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to be high on marijuana aka pot, reefer, gange, etc

Dude, i got fucking diagonal last night

diagonal by Skottish July 3, 2007

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diagonal

When double dating, the person you are not directly involved with.

I dunno whether to say she's my girl's friend, or my friend's girl. She's my diagonal.

diagonal by WADK December 12, 2007

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Diagonal

To be retarded, stupid, bad
Kinda like “wack” or “ass”
Usually used with “fucking” in front

Yo dipshit stop being so fucking diagonal
This new album is fucking diagonal dude

Diagonal by kalethedankengine October 26, 2018

Diagonal Sex

Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."

"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"

Diagonal Sex by Caboose988 July 9, 2018

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Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.

“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”

Diagonal Walk by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019

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Diagonal Cowboy

A sex position that includes a male laying on his back, with his dick pointing up. The female is lowered onto his dick while doing a split, and two assistants rotate her clockwise on him, in a fashion resembling a spinning top.

Boy: Yo, what if a dude balanced on his dick and spun like a bay-blade?

Girl: Damn, if you’re down to get on your back and do the Diagonal Cowboy, hit me up.

Homie 1: I’ll help you out dude.

Homie 2: I got you bruh. you need me, just let me know.

Diagonal Cowboy by Satans Dad July 26, 2019

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diagonal crossers

a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait

why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers

diagonal crossers by winnipegdude January 1, 2012

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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