dikes
dikes by electrician971 March 21, 2011
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Dikes on Spikes
1. A particularly husky group of (typically) softball or field hockey players, much more likely to be seen munching rug then giving shady blow jobs behind the dumpsters.
"What a large group of husky and offensive looking women"
"Yeah, they're your regular dikes on spikes. I bet the locker room smells like a tuna boat after a game."
"Yeah, they're your regular dikes on spikes. I bet the locker room smells like a tuna boat after a game."
Dikes on Spikes by My Name is Kurt September 23, 2009
Related Words
dikes on spikes • dikesian • Dikeslip • Dikessa • dikester • Mr Dikes • yikey dikes! • Dorothy dikeson • dike spike • dike short
dikes on spikes
dikes on spikes by jey k July 5, 2009
yikey dikes!
A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.
yikey dikes! by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019
Mr Dikes
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transverse digestion
An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
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