Manic Depressive Rock 

A genre of music defined by a happy sound and depressing lyrics with the added ability to swing your current mood violently in the opposite direction when listened to.

"Man I was in such a crappy mood until I listened to some Billy Joel and The Doors. Manic Depressive Rock, always does the trick."

Manic Depressive Rock by SlickDealZ February 8, 2012

Circle of Digression 

Imaginary circle one steps or moves into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.

They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. This was made all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a tish (titch, skosh, trifle) and announcing that he was now inside the Circle of Digression.

Circle of Digression by mcveym+mitchellc May 2, 2011

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM) 

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.

He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM) by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008

Depressive Aggressive 

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.

Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."

Depressive Aggressive by Carlnewburg August 11, 2016

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

digestive pyrotechnics by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

Obligatory Digestive 

When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.

Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.

Obligatory Digestive by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017