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Another word for the term 'dick'. Not the body part either.
You're a straight up diesic.
diesic by JC Beaudoin May 4, 2006
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Scott Disick 

A man with the sass of a thousand gay men. Not afraid to say what he thinks.
Girl 1: Who is that hilarious man?
Girl 2: Oh, it's Scott Disick.
Scott Disick by emineminem July 2, 2012

pussy desiccant 

n.

A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.

Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.

Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".

Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.

Mason Dash Disick 

The spawn of Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick.
girl: "Yo, who's Mason Dash Disick?"
boy: "Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick's son."
girl: "Oh...but why is his middle name DASH?"
boy: "As in karDASHian."
Mason Dash Disick by whatsupsexything December 30, 2009

diesil dick 

A term used by morons that don't know how to spell DIESEL. (LMC)
diesil dick is the stiffie that dumb people get from pumping GAS into a diesel FUELED vehicle.
LMC is a retard that can't spell "Diesel".
diesil dick is the improper spelling of "Diesel dick"
diesil dick by Diesel-power April 25, 2006

dimsickle 

1) To be bad at "sucking" of either the pussy or penis. A negative word toward guys and girls.
2) Your bad at eating out a girl or sucking a dick. You cant pleasure anyone.
Brian is such a dimsickle.
dimsickle by lazy+crazy January 17, 2008

Scott Dissick 

Scott Dissick is a socialite and businessman from New York. He is best known for his appearances on keeping up with the Kardashians where he and Kourtney Kardashian have a child together. Allot of people are put off by his persona on the show, however in real life he is a true gentleman. He is probably the best dressed cast member of KUWTK.
Scott Dissick is such a baller, he always wears the finest suits.
Scott Dissick by owltrader January 12, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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