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An acronym for Lick My Cunt, commonly used on the internet.
"LMC, beeeeatch!" Said the jealous girl with oral herpes.
by R October 17, 2004
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lmc = lick my clit: a female version of the expression "smd" AKA "suck my dick"
*can be used by any gender
*watching american football*
*touchdown*

Alex: OMG that was such a great play, Gronkowski's killing it this game!
Andy: Do you even know Gronkowski's mom's name...
Alex: Umm no but I can tell it was a good play...
Andy: You still don't know anything about football hahaha...
Alex: Lmc, Andy.
by avalava21 January 10, 2017
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Like my comment
John (status): lms for a cool wall post
Sarah (comment): only if you lmc first
by e.p.ftw September 25, 2011
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"Let me see" or "let me 'c'", used to inform others in a chat room that you are checking, or looking for something, and may not be avaliable for a very short period of time.
Dim33 : Did you get the message?
Jerry_21 : lmc
by mk2y10 January 22, 2008
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Lower-Middle Class; used by snobbs.
Oh, lookie at zat LMC girl .... Let’s point and laugh at ’er!!!
by Victor Van Styn August 25, 2005
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Last minute caca. When you're all ready and just about to head out the door to go somewhere, and you suddenly have to go #2, you break to have an LMC.
Sorry it took me so long, I had to have an LMC.
by annie02 March 12, 2008
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Low Marble Count. A condition of non compos mentis or occasional, mental deterioration. AAADD, aging adult attention deficit disorder, occasional forgetfulness, and destinesia are other symptoms.
Due to our advancing L. M. C. my friend Barb and I give each other a fresh bag of marbles on our birthdays.
by sunnyjay November 22, 2011
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