by R October 17, 2004
by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005
Last minute caca. When you're all ready and just about to head out the door to go somewhere, and you suddenly have to go #2, you break to have an LMC.
by annie02 March 13, 2008
Its an acronym for Lick My Clit
by S.Johns June 17, 2016
Meaning "like my cock." Used mostly in speech, rather than on the internet. The term was first coined by the infamous rolldogs.
"Wow, today has been really long and hard, LMC!" or "Dude, I left your guitar hero controller in the hot car and now it's curved, LMC!"
by Rolldog#1 August 19, 2009
Last-Minute Charlie (or Charlotte). When you're on a bus and the bus is ready to leave, you'll often see these people running to catch the bus. Very annoying when you're in a hurry and the green light is about to change to red.
Damn! I'm late for work and we've got the green light but there are five LMC's coming up. We'll be stuck for five minutes when the light changes!
by pentozali December 31, 2007
LMC or Last Minute Christian. people who spend their entire lives sinning and hurting others and generally just being terrible, who, at the last minute, accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior, thereby going to heaven in a glaring loophole.
Wow, this politician spent his whole career denying citizens civil rights, education health care, and even food, but he accepted Jesus on his death bed, so as a LMC he's set
by Lutra Tata April 24, 2021