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An acronym for Lick My Cunt, commonly used on the internet.
"LMC, beeeeatch!" Said the jealous girl with oral herpes.
LMC by R October 17, 2004
lmc = lick my clit: a female version of the expression "smd" AKA "suck my dick"
*can be used by any gender
*watching american football*
*touchdown*

Alex: OMG that was such a great play, Gronkowski's killing it this game!
Andy: Do you even know Gronkowski's mom's name...
Alex: Umm no but I can tell it was a good play...
Andy: You still don't know anything about football hahaha...
Alex: Lmc, Andy.
lmc by avalava21 January 10, 2017
John (status): lms for a cool wall post
Sarah (comment): only if you lmc first
lmc by e.p.ftw September 25, 2011
Lower-Middle Class; used by snobbs.
Oh, lookie at zat LMC girl .... Let’s point and laugh at ’er!!!
LMC by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
Last minute caca. When you're all ready and just about to head out the door to go somewhere, and you suddenly have to go #2, you break to have an LMC.
Sorry it took me so long, I had to have an LMC.
LMC by annie02 March 12, 2008
Jorge: You gmt smd
Kiya: Fuck you Lmc
LMC by S.Johns June 16, 2016