*dies*

Commonly used on forums, *dies* indicates the act of dying in a virtual environment. Note: Whoever said it isn't really dead.

mike_gamesradar.com: I'm a cunt
The Reverand: *dies*

by The Reverand May 26, 2004

*dies*

To die, comically and unexpectedly.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*

by more heat than light January 1, 2004

*dies*

To die in a comical manner.

Most appropriate in internet forums, *dies* is a perfect example of an evolution in human vocabulary. When somebody *dies* it can have meanings on several levels yet always funny unless true.

Karlprof "Does my middle finger smell of cheese?"

Mario *dies*

by SillySprout January 6, 2004

*dies*

occurs when your heartbeat instantly shoots straight to the roof the moment you stand in front of people, generally ten to probably a thousand people watching you.

Person 1 stands in front of an audience
Audience: "You okay?"
Person 1: *dies*

by dorsaldeer2004 June 2, 2018

di di di

Another way of saying "retard" or "you're stupid". It's usually said in a deep "stupid voice"

Boris: I just walked into a door!
Doloris: You're such a di di di!

by Doloris August 2, 2007

DI DI

a bad case of diarreha noun

Little Johnny had a bad case of DI DI last night and sprayed the toilet

by Jimmy123456 May 17, 2006

Dis? Dis.

1. Elongated form of the phrase "dis."
2. Taken from "Was that a dis? Yes, in fact, I do believe it was."

Frank: You know who else is good?
Evan: Who?
Frank: Your mom.
Mekko: Ooooh dis? dis.

by Trevi October 22, 2003