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Diddlers
"Man, I can barely stand up, see straight, remember my name or even talk, but have you got any diddlers to sell?"
Diddlers by Green Renegade August 19, 2008
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thorndale diddler
Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.
**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018
Kid Diddler
Kid Diddler by UltimatePunchMan May 22, 2017
Pube Diddler
"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.
Pube Diddler by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013
diddler on the floof
diddler on the floof by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020
kiddie diddler
kiddie diddler by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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