UltimatePunchMan's definitions

Calico

A child whose mother had sex with many men, and as such, had no earthly fucking idea of who the father was during the pregnancy.

"Did you see that woman on Maury? She had 3 different guys on there and none of them were the father."

"Yeah, that kid's a Calico all the way."

by UltimatePunchMan February 1, 2019

Kid Diddler

A child molester.

Jared from Subway is a Kid Diddler

by UltimatePunchMan May 22, 2017

Equatorial Guinea

A strange land in Africa where black people speak Spanish.

Wait, what's the official language of Equatorial Guinea

by UltimatePunchMan February 1, 2019