by timthemusicman June 29, 2018
The sphinx of pedophiles.
"Answer me these questions three. Question the first: Will I diddle you? Questions two and three: refer to question one."
-The Diddler
-The Diddler
by Sexual Waterslide April 13, 2009
by Hoochlovers January 15, 2008
A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...
by Vin Diesel June 09, 2004
by Bambinator April 25, 2020
A diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. They're perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing.
Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.
Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.
Example: 'About time you got here Johnny... You said you'd be here an hour ago.'
'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'
'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'
'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'
'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'
by Shnony August 12, 2014
1.A person who plays with himself alot.
2.A person that likes the world.
3.Person who owns a Diddle.
2.A person that likes the world.
3.Person who owns a Diddle.
by Roy Bagdat November 05, 2003