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Dictoris 

Sensitive part of the penis, right below the head, which when stimulated causes extreme pleasure.
I was with this girl last night and she licked my Dictoris until I came in her mouth
Dictoris by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

Dictoria 

Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria
Dictoria by Guife23 March 17, 2013

Doctorism 

The near-religious belief that the Doctor (Doctor Who) exists and does in fact save your life nearly every day. This belief arises from unexplained happy-coincidences, such as an unknown man catching a baby that fell 3 stories, or the oil from the 2009 spill disappearing. Subscribers to Doctorism are known as either Doctorites, Companions, or Neo-Whovians.
Doctorism at its best:
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."

Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"
Doctorism by Draelathor October 30, 2011
cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser
mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise
dickoris by bannana March 25, 2004

Dicktoris 

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick
Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.
Dicktoris by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dictorial 

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.
dictorial by Michael April 19, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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