Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bnerdlatin

Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

Lazered by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

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Sensitive part of the penis, right below the head, which when stimulated causes extreme pleasure.

I was with this girl last night and she licked my Dictoris until I came in her mouth

Dictoris by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

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Adventurous female whom goes from town to town 'doing the deed' with multiple men, often contracting one or more STD's as a souvenir for home.

I hooked up with a bitch last night, but I had an odd feeling she was another Dick Tourist.

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