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Urban Dictonary

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Urban Dictonary

The thing ur on rn
I go on urban Dictonary every daz

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.
YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!
urban dictonary by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

Names on urban dictonrary 

When you search a name on urbqn dictonrary and a big wall of text comes up about how perfect people with that name are
Jarmk♡●♤■: nick is a big dicked Chad who always gets action whether hes playing foot ball or basketball 😘😘
Bigpussmasher87: cant even search names on urban dictonrary

urban dictonary

The place where one goes to piss away two hours looking up words like "computer" or "geek' "Assclown" and "emo"
Pixie spent an entire sunday afternoon looking up silly words :)
urban dictonary by Pixie05 July 6, 2005

Urban Dictonary

Urban dictonary The only site where you can find lyrics to fuck a duck
Urban Dictonary by Joe jones January 14, 2013