dicrement 

(dick ra ment)

Simplifying and/or reducing an overlycomplicated expression, process or idea, removing or deleting anything or everything that is totally unneeded, unwanted, or redundant. Must be done in a rude, blunt, dickish with excessive verbage and a vivid colorful language.

(Euler was a pro dicrementer)

"Hey asshole, your definition of dicrement needs to be dicremented"

"Hey dumbass, you can print 'Hello World!\n' in 1 line. You need to dicrement your code so it doesn't take 20?"

dicrement by sul February 13, 2014

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

dickumentary 

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

dickumentary by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Dickmentia 

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.

Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.

Dickmentia by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018

Depremental 

1. A state between insanity and normality that is happy but sadistic that evolves into a state of mind that is sadistic, ironic, happy, sardonic, depressionistic or the combination of all of the above.

2. The state before losing ones insanity only to stay there and not go into psychosis.

3. A form of narcissism that works against other people but without admiration for one's self.

4. A outlook on life that see's it as nothing but flat, mundane, lifeless and sad. Often this is directed towards people in the form of my raid frustration but because the person was a general idiot for not realising the obvious.

Example One:
Bill: "Well I think I'm depremental"
Bob: "Have you tried looking in the mirror lately you might find it there."

Example Two:
Private: "I don't want to die"
Sargeant: "Private, just go and bite the shiny bullet and keel over."

(Second person in sentence would be depremental.)

Depremental by Mike Denzil May 8, 2004

Dickmentia 

When one cannot remember whom he or she slept with. Whether it be two days or two years ago.

This is both within context for both males and females.

GAWD, I cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty I met last week... I'm having such Dickmentia right now!

Dickmentia by bbrkdwn July 14, 2010

Dicklement

The act of complementing a guy on his penis.

Man, at the party last night Tom kept on getting his cock out. He was totally fishing for a dicklement.

Dicklement by fagmuttonmittenbutton February 19, 2011