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old broke dick dog 

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

Broke Dick Dog 

A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.
Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.
Broke Dick Dog by Marine0311 November 9, 2011

dick dog 

To take your testicals by the base, and pulling them up and around the shaft of your erect penis and inserting them both into one's mouth simulating feeding somone a hot dog.
Jordan was bored with conventional blow jobs so he fed that dumb bitch the dick dog.
dick dog by jody on the home front October 30, 2007

higher than a ten dick dog 

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked
Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

Dinky Dog 

Once I caught my cousin jerking off, the next morning during breakfast a began to taunt him about his dinky dog.

Broke Dick Dog 

Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
Broke Dick Dog by billebllunt December 11, 2013