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Dickwitch 

A broad, dame, bird or just plain woman that is epitomized as a harlot by flying around on a "d" like it is a broom.
Also an insult from one male to another.
When one sees a girl that looks slutty, he or she shall exclaim to the nearest person "dickwitch", and pointing out that the woman is attractive but not something you want to touch.
OR.. it's a term of endearment or an insult. ie: Get off me, dickwitch!
Dickwitch by Brentus August 23, 2005
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dickabitch 

To suggest that someone engage, or has engaged, in sexual intercourse.
1. Hey man stop jackin it and go dickabitch.

2. Hey I saw Christine coming out of your room, did you dickabitch?
dickabitch by lolcat2000 November 30, 2010

Dickstitch 

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.
Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.
Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.
Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.
Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

dickbitch 

One who displays the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.
Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".

"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"
dickbitch by sdmark619 April 29, 2010