dickwise

ADJ.
The act of being intelligent or wise about the male reproductive organ.

That girl I hooked up with at the party was totally dickwise.

Yo mama is so dickwise.

dickwise by rockstarRob December 27, 2008

dickwipe 

someone who is so useless that all they are capable of is wiping dicks, or a worthless asshole

That guy sure is a fucking dickwipe.
Who hired that dickwipe?

dickwipe by TRAPPERDOG January 14, 2004

Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009

dickwide

kids that are retard,stupid,morons.Also talk shit that doen't make sense

Enrique-ho shit ur here
Juan-no, u looking at a fucking poster

dickwide by juanito January 6, 2005

dickwife 

noun.

A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"

This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.

dickwife by Kettugasm February 23, 2011

DickWipe 

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.

Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.

DickWipe by Tommysalami May 23, 2008

dickwipe 

v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.

adj. same concept as asswipe,

a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"

v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"

adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe

dickwipe by Axel Sel December 21, 2013