Kettugasm's definitions

dickwife

noun.

A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"

This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.

by Kettugasm February 23, 2011