juanito's definitions

fake phat farms

assholes who cant afford real ones like rich people, people who are dickwidesbuys them shits.

Enrique:Look Juan, what are "fake phat farms?
juan:fake phat farms are the ones that Natasha wears

by juanito December 26, 2004

spiritual opening

Spiritual Opening is When you are spiritually ready to open up your vagina for sex.

"I was spiritual opening myself up for Donald Trump. He grabbed me by the pussy all night"

by Juanito January 22, 2017

lenyo

Latin Cholo term specifically for a joint.

Chewy - "I brought the pisto, lets go chill at the park holmes"
Crazy Guy - "I got like three lenyos esse" Chewy - "Chillin like villains fool"

by Juanito March 8, 2005

dickwide

kids that are retard,stupid,morons.Also talk shit that doen't make sense

Enrique-ho shit ur here
Juan-no, u looking at a fucking poster

by juanito January 6, 2005