dickweight 

Someone who is a complete and utter liability and is someone who spends way too much time doing things that get proven useless almost immediately.

ProZD - when your party member dies permanently (YouTube)

Lysanderoth - "King Dragon sends his regards."

shoots Archibald, sad music starts playing

Dennis - "Archibald, no!"

cut to Archibald dying

Dennis - "You can't die!"

Archibald - "It's ok, Dennis, it'll be ok."

Dennis (crying) - "I put my best equipment on you!"

sad music stops, cuts to Archibald

Archibald - "What?"

sad music resumes,

Dennis (still crying) - "I got you one thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon!"

Archibald - "Are you fucking serious right now?"

Dennis (STILL CRYING) - "I level-grinded you for hours!"

Archibald - "You are a dickweight."

dickweight by arihdyasn February 1, 2021

Dicklight 

A fowl species that love stealing vehicles and other items. They have distict light in their head

Van: I encountered another godamn dicklight
Moto: Those cunts

Dicklight by TheBookshelfVanished June 22, 2018

dicklight 

When you tape a flashlight to your dick to free up your hands. Great for finding your keys, and playing templar.

"I am dicklighting everywhere!"
"No one escapes the dicklight..."
"This little light of mine..."

dicklight by 2troger December 9, 2013

dickfighter 

n.
a person with homosexual tendencies or someone involved in homosexual play

I think Sam's a dickfighter because he keeps staring at Tony's ass.

dickfighter by chiefb August 19, 2006

dickfighter 

Touching another man's penis with your penis. Preferably, in a 3-some type situation. Crossing the streams.

Man, Tony was a dickfighter last night with me and that girl.

dickfighter by dirtyk January 9, 2008

Dick Weight 

When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.

How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.

Dick Weight by MyDicWeighs3000 January 9, 2011

dicklightful 

when dick is great pleasure.

that was the most dicklightful thing ever.

dicklightful by daddykels February 28, 2019