Dickwaffle
Dickwaffle by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008
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Dickwaffle
Person 1: Man, Jared is such a Dickwaffle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!
Dickwaffle by Pyschosus November 5, 2022
Dickwaffle
Sam: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Ron: " I dunno."
Sam: "C'mon dude, stop being such a dickwaffle."
Ron: " I dunno."
Sam: "C'mon dude, stop being such a dickwaffle."
Dickwaffle by Undead Monarch December 18, 2025
shitstick dickwaffle
shitstick dickwaffle by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017
Cheeky Dick Waffle
A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013
Dick-Waffle
A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
Dick-Waffle by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014
Cock Slurping Dick Waffle
"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!
Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...
Chad: yeah? I'm a what?
Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE
Chad: ......Is that i-
The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
Cock Slurping Dick Waffle by mexgema July 24, 2018
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