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dickswob 

Someone who acts like a cunt in a male form.
"Donald trump is such a dickswob."
dickswob by Ryleeboobs April 15, 2017
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Dickswab 

Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.

"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"

"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
Dickswab by Corey CA November 24, 2010

dickswab 

To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
dickswab by nokiddinghuh May 7, 2007

Dickwobble

To walk.
If "chinwag" means talking, then "dickwobble" means walking.
Dickwobble by HELPMEIMDYING June 1, 2011

dicksword 

A joke word for the word Discord
accidently saying dicksword instead of discord or somehow mistyping the word
Person: hey have you ever heard of Dicksword?
Person: what?
Person: Dicksword, the app where you talk to people online
dicksword by TheOnePieceIsReal March 22, 2023

dickswab 

A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.

Noun: A male pap smear.
"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."

"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"

"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
dickswab by Josh VanZant September 23, 2005

Dickswozzel 

If you are a dickswozzel, you aren't a normal dick. You aren't the dick that intimidates people and takes their lunch money, you are a dick that's a pussy. You will preform the same things as a bully or your everyday cunt but you are a bitch when it comes to retaliation and will run from a fight.
Andy is such a dickswozzel, he knocked my books onto the floor but when i grabbed him he freaked out and screamed like a little girl
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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