To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
If you are a dickswozzel, you aren't a normal dick. You aren't the dick that intimidates people and takes their lunch money, you are a dick that's a pussy. You will preform the same things as a bully or your everyday cunt but you are a bitch when it comes to retaliation and will run from a fight.
Andy is such a dickswozzel, he knocked my books onto the floor but when i grabbed him he freaked out and screamed like a little girl