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dicksquik

When you having sex and you are inside a woman and your penis is getting soft.
I was having sex with her, but my dork turned into dicksquik
by TheGreenAngle August 15, 2021
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dicksquatch

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.
"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"
by balllsmell May 14, 2008
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dickstuck

When someone puts off all other forms of social interaction due to some extremely good sex. This is not the same as being "whipped" as the individual is not being controlled by their partner, they are willingly avoiding previously common aspects of their lives for that holy booty.
"Dude have you seen or talked to David at all? I haven't heard from him in 3 weeks."
"No, he's dating that nurse who is a stripper on the side and has been dickstuck for weeks."
by Sullenmax April 3, 2017
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Dicksuckery

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
by SmashNasty November 15, 2010
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Dickquil

When after having sex all you want to do is go to sleep because it was so good, and you are so damn tired.
“She calls me "Dickquil",her day or night medicine”.

"damn, you musta had some Dickquil last nite, its 3pm and you are just waking up!"
by Superman'sLover June 1, 2009
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Dicksquired

When you’ve been made a fool of and don’t recognize it.
You just got dicksquired!
by Archebald December 23, 2020
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Dicksucker

New York slang. The opposite of “dickriding”used to insult someone who is hating on you or nitpicking you.
James: Devin pass the ball that’s not your shot!

Devin shoots…“swish”

Devin: and you were saying dicksucker?
by Orynami October 28, 2021
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