dickspew

a person spewed out by a dick without meaning

Gay Person: im gay
Chad: shut up dickspewed mutt
Jesus: my sons Gay Person and Chad it has come upon me you shall not enter my kingdom for i do not know you

dickspew by The Truth Behind Lies March 4, 2026

dickspeed 

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.

1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!

dickspeed by moot#faggot February 4, 2009

dicksperience

A word that decribes the backround and history/record of a girls experiences with dicks/penis's and/or sexual record.

1) Dude, she has MAJOR dicksperience.
2) I wonder if Betty has enough dicksperience to handle this (points to his dick)
3) Out of my dicksperiences, he's the biggest.

dicksperience by LACOCKROCK July 17, 2010

dickspeak 

When a person in normal conversation reverts to talking about dick.

Tyler and Steve were talking about what they have for lunch. Tyler stated "I have brought in trout for lunch." Steve immediately shifts to dickspeak "I've got your trouser trout hanging!". Tyler says"You went dickspeak on me!"

dickspeak by largedaddyrabbit February 15, 2014

Dickspense 

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

Dickspense by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

dickspeed 

What Mario Paint Composer users call rapid-fast tempo (usually over 2000) where people try to 'hack' the five-note limit or volume controls to have multiple volume control notes playing at the same time or more than 5 notes at the same time.

When you urinate at the speed of light so fast that your toilet explodes.

Fapping at least 100 times per second.

I'll need somebody to record a video for me (preferably today). It's only moderate dickspeed (just 2727) but I'd like somebody that can record good FPS.

Holy shit, I busted so hard for the loo, that I ended up dickspeeding in the toilet, my toilet fucking exploded afterwards.

*browsing gay FNAF porn* It's time to dickspeed.

dickspeed by Wikkidvommit32 May 20, 2015

Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.

Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.

Dickspection by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023