dicksniff 

one who sniff's others dicks

Crikey, you're acting like a real dicksniff tonight Cameron!

dicksniff by markus23q September 14, 2006

Dicksniff 

Dicksniff is a person (male, or female) who lightly sniffs the head of a dick after anal.

Jack Miyaph: Brozack, that anal was choice! You sure your mom won't know we fucked in her bed?
Ben Dover: Yeah Dudesack, she can't hear anything over my stepdad fucking her sideways on the couch.
Jack Miyaph: Let me smell your dick to make sure it doesn't smell like my asshole.
Ben Dover: No ripass, stop being a dicksniff.

Dicksniff by coylord420 November 15, 2020

dicknoff

When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.

We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.

dicknoff by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016

dickriff 

Someone who is/acts like an insufferable douchebag.

"Don't even waste your time; that guy is a total dickriff!"

dickriff by toxicorange May 24, 2009

Dicknife 

A penis (with a serrated tip) accompained by razor sharp needle balls.

Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!

Dicknife by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010

Dickshift

verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)

Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it

Dickshift by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

dickeriffic

Being a dick, teriffically. Basically being a jerk hence dick, just plain ol being an asshole.

"Hey you guys are real dicks; ya'll are dickeriffic!"-said John after Dave and Adam rolled his house

dickeriffic by Hobart Jr. December 13, 2008