Dickshift

verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)

Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it

Dickshift by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

dickshift

stuck acting like a dickhead, acting in a way that nobody likes, said to be stuck in "dick shift"

A friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

"Man get out dickshift! nobody likes you right now."

dickshift by Mach Zahoney October 26, 2009

Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

Dickshift by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

Dickshift by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises

I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers

dickshift by EnderShadow10 January 1, 2023

Dickstitch 

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

Dicshitnary by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019