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dickwife 

noun.

A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"
This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.
dickwife by Kettugasm February 23, 2011
When you got acne all over your dick
Bro did you hear Tim has Dicknie
dicknie by Gasconer February 24, 2017

dicknied 

That's when you holla at a lady through a messenger system or "DM" you wait. you confirm she saw it annnd ignored it...(still online though)
Girls be like- girl i dicknied ray ray ass last night cuz he wanna talk to some other bitch then try to get some puntang.

Ayo...these lady's be bluffin in the "DM" ...states cordyshawn to his fellow squadron. ::pause:: "DICKNIED!!!" as hysterical laughters fills the cafeteria.
dicknied by Bold Ali June 11, 2018

Dicknile 

Can be something a man is over his penis size, or a woman that thinks she’s going to get dick, but the probability she does is against the odds.
Even though Ahmed only has a 3 inch penis, he think’s it’s a 7 inch penis. He’s in dicknile.

Or

Jane thought for sure she was going to get some dick tonight so she shaved her beaver. She has no clue however that her date is gay.
Dicknile by Kevirrrrooni December 12, 2018

Dicknified

Disturbed, serious, hung and worthy of respect as a result of acting, thinking, speaking like a dick.
Reid said to mark “ rob with his chode is rather in dicknified when he rightly said his mother cant get any cock.
Dicknified by Mambrihf January 1, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026