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dickwife 

noun.

A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"
This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.
dickwife by Kettugasm February 23, 2011
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dicknie by Gasconer February 24, 2017

dicknied 

That's when you holla at a lady through a messenger system or "DM" you wait. you confirm she saw it annnd ignored it...(still online though)
Girls be like- girl i dicknied ray ray ass last night cuz he wanna talk to some other bitch then try to get some puntang.

Ayo...these lady's be bluffin in the "DM" ...states cordyshawn to his fellow squadron. ::pause:: "DICKNIED!!!" as hysterical laughters fills the cafeteria.
dicknied by Bold Ali June 11, 2018

Dicknile 

Can be something a man is over his penis size, or a woman that thinks she’s going to get dick, but the probability she does is against the odds.
Even though Ahmed only has a 3 inch penis, he think’s it’s a 7 inch penis. He’s in dicknile.

Or

Jane thought for sure she was going to get some dick tonight so she shaved her beaver. She has no clue however that her date is gay.
Dicknile by Kevirrrrooni December 12, 2018

Dicknified

Disturbed, serious, hung and worthy of respect as a result of acting, thinking, speaking like a dick.
Reid said to mark “ rob with his chode is rather in dicknified when he rightly said his mother cant get any cock.
Dicknified by Mambrihf January 1, 2020