A word used in place of the word "wife" when describing a married woman who has a penis. She can have either both sets of genitalia, or just have a penis. Mostly used by her spouse when her spouse is introducing her or speaking about her. Can be used in every day situations in place of "wife"
This is my dickwife, Karen.
I now pronounce you man and dickwife, you may kiss the bride.
That's when you holla at a lady through a messenger system or "DM" you wait. you confirm she saw it annnd ignored it...(still online though)
Girls be like- girl i dicknied ray ray ass last night cuz he wanna talk to some other bitch then try to get some puntang.
Ayo...these lady's be bluffin in the "DM" ...states cordyshawn to his fellow squadron. ::pause:: "DICKNIED!!!" as hysterical laughters fills the cafeteria.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.