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A unit of measure indicating a very short distance. I.e you're close enough to smell someone's dick.
Can you tell me where the post office is?

Sure thing! It's just a dick's wiff away!
by Davedaveandgreg August 20, 2015
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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