dickolo

someone that is such a jerk that calling them a dick or a doucebag isn't an adequate description

Jeff: Hey! Stop picking on Tim for having a big nose.
Steve: Yeah. You're worse than a douche bag. You're a dickolo.

by bromine24 September 17, 2014

dickflop

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.

Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.

by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009

Dickkolo

A small dick. Derived from the word piccolo (=a small flute).

Brian has a dickkolo.

by assdickcockballs March 28, 2015

Dickology

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.

Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"

by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021

Dicklow

The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.

Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."

by Wolfany May 3, 2017

Dicknology

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.

Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."

by El Christo October 17, 2010

dickoholic

Someone who is addicted to dicks and sucking them

Christina: Do you know Sarah?
Leanna: Yeah, she's a real dickoholic!

by TOPSTAR88 December 5, 2016