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dickflop 

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.
Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.
dickflop by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009

Dickkolo 

A small dick. Derived from the word piccolo (=a small flute).
Brian has a dickkolo.
Dickkolo by assdickcockballs March 28, 2015

Dickology 

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021
The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.
Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."
Dicklow by Wolfany May 3, 2017

Dicknology 

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.
Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."
Dicknology by El Christo October 17, 2010

dickoholic 

Someone who is addicted to dicks and sucking them
Christina: Do you know Sarah?
Leanna: Yeah, she's a real dickoholic!
dickoholic by TOPSTAR88 December 5, 2016
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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