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someone who pisses everyone off

That dickmulch fucked everything up again

dickmulch by Asshead February 17, 2003

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pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

Related Words

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dickmunch

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

dickmunch by Anonymous February 11, 2003

dickpunch

1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.

1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.

dickpunch by Nimsim July 20, 2008

dickpuncher

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.

i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!

dickpuncher by fat nutz October 14, 2007

dickmuncher

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

dickmuncher by elizabeth December 16, 2003

Dickmunch mode

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.

Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!

Dickmunch mode by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026