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dicklexic 

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
dicklexic by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006
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dicklexic 

Getting the holes back to front
Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"
dicklexic by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

Dicklexic 

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it
“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”
Dicklexic by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".
Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!
Dicksexlick by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

Dicklick in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.
Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

dicklicker

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.
dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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